Funny Story

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Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 8, 2018

What's Harry Potter's favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. Jk rolling...

Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 8, 2018

Two strangers, a man and a woman, are sharing a sleeper cab on an overnight train

At around midnight, as they are both trying to fall asleep, the man says to the woman: "Excuse me ma'am, but it's really cold, would you mind passing me one of the extra blankets on the table beside you?" The woman answers: "I'll tell you what, I'm also feeling really cold, for one night, why don't pretend we are married?" The man, taken aback but enthusiastic replies: "Yeah of course!" And so the woman says: "Good. Then fucking get it yourself you lazy ass."...

I must have a nice butt

Anytime I walk away from someone they whisper "what an ass"...

eBay is so pointless

I tried to search up lighters and all they had was 18,063 matches...

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even....

I asked my girlfriend to 68 today

She said “What’s that?” I said “That’s when you blow me and I owe you one.”...

My wife left me because I spent our entire life savings on a penis enlargement procedure.

She could not take it any longer....