Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 8, 2018

My girlfriend was mad because I didn't open the car door for her.

I just swam to the surface....

An Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bakery.

The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them into his pockets and leaves. He says to the Irishman, "That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn't even see me." The Irishman replied, "That's just simple thievery, I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results." The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says, "Sir, I want to show you a magic trick." The owner was intrigued so he came over to see the magic trick. The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He...

Would you believe me…

Would you believe me if I told you that I think a dog could retrieve a stick that’s been thrown over 700 miles away? Or would you say that idea is… far fetched?...

Sadly I think my family are a bunch of racists.

I started dating a black girl recently, so I decided to bring her home to meet the family. The kids wouldn't talk to her and my wife told me to pack my bags and leave....

Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler....

The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily "give it to me!"...

Postcards From The Edge

Postcards From The Edge The Berkeley Pit is a gorgeous, toxic former mining site in Montana that's beloved by tourists. But unless it's cleaned up soon, it could become the worst environmental disaster in American history. August 2, 2018 at 01:03AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2AH02...

At the interview for my new job I was asked

"What would your friends say are your weaknesses?" "I don't have any!" Was my reply. The interviewer seemed a little surprised and answered: "That can't be true. Everybody has some weak points." Whereupon I said: "Oh no. You got that wrong. I meant I don't have any friends."...