Patrick Stewart's Picard To Return In New Star Trek Series
The Enterprise captain will return as part of the expanded CBS All Access Trek universe.
August 5, 2018 at 04:09AM
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Patrick Stewart's Picard To Return In New Star Trek Series
Patrick Stewart's Picard To Return In New Star Trek Series
The Enterprise captain will return as part of the expanded CBS All Access Trek universe.
August 5, 2018 at 04:09AM
via Digg https://ift.tt/2Kpm8ip
A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second."
Frank the farmer had a nagging wife
She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing.
One day while in the field, Frank's wife brought him his lunch. Then while he quietly ate she berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Frank's old donkey kicked up his back legs, struck her in the head killing her instantly.
At the funeral, the Priest noticed that when the women offered their sympathy, Frank would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side.
After the mourners left, the Priest approached Frank and asked, "Why did you nod your head up and down to all the women and shook from side to side to all the men?"
Well, Frank replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty, so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. And all the men asked, "Is that donkey for sale?”
A guy applies for a job with the L.A.P.D.
Inspector says "These are the best qualifications I've ever seen, just one more test before you get the job. Take this gun, go out and shoot six black guys and a rabbit."
Guy replies "Why the rabbit?"
Inspector says "Fantastic attitude, you've got the job!"
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