What the make love is she talking about?
Thứ Năm, 9 tháng 8, 2018
Redneck Wedding
After the ceremony the new couple arrive at their honeymoon suite at the Motel 6 and the new bride says ‘you will be careful won’t you?’
The young hubby is a bit confused and asks ‘Why?’
She explains that she is still a virgin
He throws his stuff back into his suitcase and storms out of the room.
At home his mother is surprised to see him back so early and asks ‘what’s up son?’
He says ‘she’s a virgin Maw’
The mother says ‘you done did right boy… if she’s not good enough for her family, she’s not good enough for ours’
I was walking past the graveyard late at night
and a couple of girls said to me "Is it all right if we walk with you? Walking through here at this time of night really freaks us out!"
I said, "Sure, I'm fine with that. It used to freak me out too, back when I was alive."
And you never saw anyone run so fast.
Thứ Tư, 8 tháng 8, 2018
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