I was reading a horror story in Braille, something bad was about to happen

I could feel it

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A farmer buys a young cock.

As soon as he gets it home, it fucks all the farmers 150 hens. The farmer is impressed. At noon cock again screws 150 hens.

Next day, it's fucking the ducks and geese too. Sadly later in the day, he finds the cock lying on the ground half dead and vultures circling overhead. Farmer says "you deserved it, you horny bastard!" Cock opens one eye, points up and says, "shhh! They're about to land!"

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The Bible says being gay is fine, as long as you're high

"A man who lays with another man should be stoned."

• Leviticus 20:13 ESV

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What It's Like to Be A Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker

What It's Like to Be A Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
"I am Queen C; I am this badass bitch. But I do have this secret."

August 19, 2018 at 11:01PM
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If I had a dollar everytime I thought about you

I would start thinking about you

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Dave rubs a magic lamp and the genie grants him 3 wishes

Genie: what will be your first wish?

Dave: I want to be rich

Genie: Granted. What will be your second wish?

Rich: I want a lot of money

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Astronaut 1: "I can't find any milk for my coffee"

Astronaut 2: "In space no-one can. Here, use cream"

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