One.
Men can be Feminists, too.
Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 8, 2018
Thứ Hai, 20 tháng 8, 2018
A Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church
The Priest says " you can't be here!". The particle replies "you can't have mass without me ”
Highway Dildo
A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom.
When suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield
The little girl asks: Mommy, what was that?
The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: It was just a bug honey.
The little girl sits quitely for a while, before exclaiming: It sure had a big dick.
A lady goes to her priest one day and confesses,...
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquires curiously. The woman blushes as she explains that the two female birds repeat the same phrase over and over: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" That's obscene!" the priest exclaims. After a few moments of deliberation, however, he offers a solution. "You know," he says, "I have two male parrots, very devout birds, whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your female parrots to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship and speak in a more appropriate manner." "Thank you," the woman responds, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brings her two female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushers her in, she sees his two male parrots inside their cage, holding Rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walks over and places her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female birds cry out in unison: "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?" There is a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!
My friend Dave drowned.
At his funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebuoy. It’s what he would’ve wanted.
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