put a cape (or bath towel) over her shoulders then tell her: "Now, you're Super Angry!"
Maybe she'll laugh...or maybe you'll die.
Thứ Ba, 21 tháng 8, 2018
A man goes into the doctors with butt pain
A man goes into the doctors with butt pain
Man: Doctor my butt really hurts, I need help
Doctor: Can I take a look?
Man: Sure
Doctor: It seems you have a piece of lettuce stuck inside your butt
Man: That's just the tip of the iceberg
A Texan is getting drunk in a bar in Alaska, and he starts to brag about how great Texas is.
An Alaskan hunter comes up to him and says, "Listen, buddy. Here in Alaska, you ain't shit until you've done three things: Drink a fifth of Alaskan whiskey, shoot a polar bear, and make love to an Eskimo woman."
The Texan accepts the challenge and starts by grabbing a bottle of whisky from the counter and painfully chugging it down. He then says that he'll be right back and ambles out the door.
A few hours later he stumbles back into the bar all mangled and bloody and says, "I did it! Now where's that Eskimo woman I'm supposed to shoot?"
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