I purchased a deodorant stick today

Instructions say, “Remove cap and push up bottom” I can hardly walk but the room smells lovely when I fart....

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Yo momma is so fat

that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up....

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My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes, so I asked her, "How can I stop my addiction?"

"Whatever means necessary," she replied. "No it doesn't," I said....

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Wearing crocs is like getting a blow job from a guy...

....it feels good but then you look down and realize you’re gay....

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Turns Out Border Collies, Like Us, Enjoy Revisiting Their Greatest Accomplishments

Turns Out Border Collies, Like Us, Enjoy Revisiting Their Greatest Accomplishments Look, if you had won the 2017 Purina Pro Plan Incredible Dog Challenge, you'd probably feel pretty damn ecstatic when watching the video of your victory, too. August 21, 2018 at 10:07PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2w4dH...

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Why were the Mongols always so happy?

They were nomads....

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Wedding night revelations

A very religious couple, who have saved themselves until marriage, rush to their hotel room after the wedding ceremonies. Before they go in, the bride, embarassed, says: -My darling, I have a confession to make... I've been wearing padded bras this whole time, my boobs are so very small... To which the husband responds, lovingly: -It's ok my darling, I love you whole, big tits or not! That said, I feel i have to say, I've got a baby-sized dick... -That's all fine my love, i'll love you no matter what! They proceed into the room, the groom starts...

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