Two redneck buddies are out having a nice dinner. The restaurant was overflowing with people chatting and chewing. Right as the two of them were about to order dessert they hear: “someone help! She’s choking!” from across the restaurant. One of the rednecks jumps up and tears through the crowd yelling “I got this!” He finally reaches the choking woman right as her lips started to turn blue. He takes her by the shoulders from behind and forces her to bend over. While one swift move he bends down behind her, lifts her dress, and licks her right on her butt cheek. The woman is so surprised that she immediately spits out the piece of food she was choking on. She gives the redneck a weary “thank you” and sits back down. The redneck gets back to his seat, all the while his buddy is sitting there with his mouth open. His buddy says “man, what the heck was that about?!” The redneck looks at him confused and says “what? You ain’t never heard of the hind-lick maneuver?”
