Youd almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient indian burial grounds....
Chủ Nhật, 2 tháng 9, 2018
A husband and wife love to golf together
but were not satisfied with their game. So they decide to take private lessons.
The husband has his lesson first.
After the pro sees him swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!".
"Well, what should I do?" asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast". The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250 yds. straight up the fairway.
The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't wait for her lesson.The next day the wife goes...
Inmate escapes prison
Johnny had been in prison for only a year into his life long sentence with no hope for parole that he had decided that he would not be dying in prison. Using outside connections and some small favors he was able to get a small spoon and a local map of the surrounding area to the prison. After ten years of carefully digging his tunnel without getting caught, he had finally dug all the way to just under a warehouse a few blocks away from the prison. Breaking through the surface he and being blinded by sunlight. After his eyes had adjusted he stuck...
A horse named Boris.
Once upon a time, there was a horse named Boris.
Boris used to be a famous race horse. He'd won countless trophies, and was famous across the world.
Then, suddenly, at the peak of his career, Boris was involved in a horrible accident. Between races his private jet was hijacked and crashed, and only Boris survived. However, Boris was devastated. His friends, his family, and his colleagues had all been lost on one fell swoop.
"I'll never race again!" he vowed.
So Boris quit his job, and found an old farmer who agreed to take him in. Old Farmer John...
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