A farm boy graduated from college with a degree in journalism.

He got hired immediately and way told his first assignment was to write a human interest sorry. Being from the country, he decided to go back home to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way out in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer, and explained what he was there to do. The young man asked "Has anything happened around here that's made you happy?" The farmer thought for a minute, then struck his knee and exclaimed "You betcha! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost. We all formed a posse and found the sheep! Then...

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Today my son threw a quarter in the well at the mall and said "I wish my dad was dead." And because of his attitide we went home without buying anything.

When we got to our house we saw an ambulance and the coroner at Jim's house, apparently he had a freak heart attack about thirty minutes before hand, it was odd because he was a personal trainer and in great shape, my wife seemed real upset by his passing. Though it was strange because I've never even seen them speak to eachother....

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Watch This Dog Flawlessly Jump Through A Gate

Watch This Dog Flawlessly Jump Through A Gate We're pretty sure this would get a perfect score from any judge in the world. September 3, 2018 at 03:00AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2wy4b...

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Kevin had just gotten a new car and was out for a drive

when he accidentally cut off a truck driver. Truck driver motioned for Kevin to pull over. When Kevin did, the driver got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to Kevin, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!" He then went to Kevin's car and cut up its leather seats. When he turned around, Kevin had a slight grin on his face, so the driver said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a bat out of his truck and breaks every window in Kevin's car. When...

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Where are average things manufactured?

At the satisfactory....

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What are the two problems with the French flag?

The red bit and the blue bit....

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How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?

I don’t know, it’s never been done...

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