Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Ba, 4 tháng 9, 2018

In Medieval Europe, there once was a triangular lake.

This triangular lake was quite large; so large, in fact, that three separate kingdoms were built on each side of this lake. These kingdoms were very different one from another. The first kingdom was the richest - smooth stone walls built like a fortress, lavish houses for all, and a generous king who made the lives of his townsfolk quite enjoyable. They had want for nothing, for they had many riches. The second kingdom wasn't as fine - its outer walls of cobblestone and wood held the middle-class villagers, who had to slap on some elbow grease...

Congress gets kidnapped

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC. Nothing was moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations." "How much is everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks. The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."...

A noble goes hunting...

...with his servant. They haven't gotten far from house when noble realizes that ground is muddy and ruining his shoes. He tells servant: "I'm going to wait here, run back to house and bring me my riding boots". Servant, seizing the moment, runs into house and into noble's daughter's bedroom. "My lady, your father ordered me to make love to you". Daughter agrees. When he's done, servant runs to the wife of the noble. "My apologies, but your husband ordered me to satisfy both you and your daughter. It's your turn". Lady of the house doesn't believe...

20 Million Item Collection Destroyed As National Museum Of Brazil Burns

20 Million Item Collection Destroyed As National Museum Of Brazil Burns A fire has gutted the National Museum of Brazil in Rio de Janeiro, the oldest scientific institution in the country. Most of the 20 million items it contained, including the oldest human remains ever found in the Americas, are believed to have been destroyed. September 3, 2018 at 07:20PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2wBQd...

A bat teaches his three children how to suck blood...

After teaching them, he orders them away to test their abilities The first of the children return, filled with blood on his mouth, and says "Dad, do you see that cow?" "Yes, I do son" "So, I sucked it's blood", the first one replies The second one comes later, with even more blood on his face, and says "Dad, do you see that horse?", he asks "Yes, I do, son" "So, I sucked its blood" Finally, the third one returns, with even more blood on his face, and says, "Dad, do you see that wall?" "Yes, I do, son", replies the father "I didn't"...

I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10am...

I'm not really a mourning person....

Two friends are discussing...

"Look, I have this thing going," says John. "I fell in love with our pastor's wife so we're having an affair. I haven't seen her for few days and I'm urging to do so. Could you be a buddy and keep our pastor occupied while I... go do the thing?" His friend, Bill, reluctantly agrees. It's a sin he's agreed to help to commit. He goes to pastor and starts asking all sorts of random questions. He tries and tries, but pastor happens to be a wise man who sees that Bill is not sincere. So, after sweating a bit, Bill confesses. That yes, he's just delaying...