We all know Albert Einstein was a genius..

But his brother Frank was a monster.

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President Trump Doesn't Know How To Pronounce 'Anonymous'

President Trump Doesn't Know How To Pronounce 'Anonymous'
​Which is a bit of a problem when one of your staffers publishes an anonymous account of trying to thwart your worst impulses in the New York Times and you want to complain about it.

September 7, 2018 at 08:34PM
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I went for an interview at IKEA.

The manager greeted me by saying, "Come in, make a seat."

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Three friends bragged about who has had the most sex...

Friend A said “You all have nothing on me. I go to the bar and bring home a woman every night. Not only that but I drive a corvette into work everyday and I have a 8 inch penis. I have slept with more than 1,000 women.”

Friend B says “Oh yeah? Well I’m the top gynecologist doctor at the most highly rated hospitals in the world. I make $800,000 a year, have patients and nurses who have sex with me every hour I’m at work. All the women compliment me on my 12 inch penis. I have slept with well over 5,000 women.”

Friend C said “I have you all beat, I fucked over all the Redditors who were expecting a punchline to this joke.”

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We used to have empires run by emperors, then we had kingdoms run by kings..

Now we have countries..

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A man rushes into the emergency room with 10 plastic horses up his rectum.

His condition is now listed as stable.

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Today one of my friends told me I often make people uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.

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