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Me: “So it’s between the 54 and the 58 inch TV, right?”
Husband: “Yes, but I don’t understand the difference between them.”
Me: “Well, they have the same specs all the way down the line. One is just bigger.”
Husband: “Who in the hell would pay almost $350 more for four more inches?”
Wife: “I would!”
But not many realize that when he passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried.
Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened the drunk ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said: "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.
He listened for a while longer, and said: "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening: "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery.
"My fellow citizens, there is nothing to worry about,
It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Three couples, two straight and one gay, are on a cruise when the ship gets hit by a tidal wave. The ship capsizes and they all drown and find themselves before St. Peter.
The first straight couple goes up and asks St. Peter "Can we enter heaven?"
St. Peter replies "You, sir, are a glutton! You have always loved food more than anything else. You love food so much that you even married a woman named Candy!" In a puff of smoke, they are sent to Hell.
The second straight couple goes up and asks St. Peter "Can we enter heaven?"
St. Peter replies "You, sir, are greedy! You have always loved money more than anything else. You love money so much that you even married a woman named Penny!" In a puff of smoke, they are sent to Hell.
At this point, one of the gay guys leans over to his partner and whispers "It's not looking good, Dick."
This is the true story of George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, who was going to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the shed. George opened the door to go turn off the light but saw there were people in the shed in the process of stealing things.
He immediately phoned the police, who asked, "Is someone in your house?" and George said, "No," and explained the situation. Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them all."
Then he hung up. Within five minutes three squad cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"