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Thứ Ba, 11 tháng 9, 2018

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead goes to heaven.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead goes to heaven. At the entrance to heaven ,they meet God. "You have to climb a hundred steps to get to heaven, and at each step I'm going to tell you a joke."He said. "But if any of you laugh, you are going straight to hell." The blonde, the brunette and the redhead begin to climb. On the 24th step, unable to help herself, the brunette laughs and goes to hell. On the 60th step, the redhead laughs at the joke, and goes to hell as well. On the 99th step, just as God was about to say another joke, the blonde burst out laughing. Confused, God looks at her and says,"but I didn't even say anything." The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke."

Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"

Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."

A bar goes into a guy

It was a gay bar.

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a Coke

A horse walks into a bar and asks for a Coke.

The bartender is very surprised yet he picks a Coke from the fridge and puts it on the counter.

Horse: “Thanks. How much?”

Bartender: “T... ten... d... dollars”

The horse gets his wallet from the saddle and pays 10$.

Bartender: “Sorry but... it’s the very first time a talking horse comes into my bar”

Horse: “First and last. TEN DOLLARS A FUCKING COKE?”

A murderer is to be executed by electric chair and the priests asks if he has any last request.

The man asks for the priest to hold his hand. Needless to say, the priest was shocked.

Serena Williams' Claims Of Sexism Backed By WTA


Serena Williams' Claims Of Sexism Backed By WTA
WTA chief executive Steve Simon said the umpire showed Williams a different level of tolerance over Saturday's outbursts than if she had been a man.

September 10, 2018 at 06:45PM
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I bought a pug for my wife.

Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.