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Thứ Hai, 17 tháng 9, 2018

A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone. He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking...

A man called Kevin is selling his python on ebay

So some bloke rang him up and said “is it massive” Kevin replies “huge” Then the bloke says “how many feet” Kevin says “none its a snake you twat”...

The Public Wants 100% Renewable Energy And Quick

The Public Wants 100% Renewable Energy And Quick The industry is groping for ways to talk the public down. September 17, 2018 at 01:45AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2xkp2...

A friend of mine called and asked for $500 to pay the rent.

Yesterday a friend called & asked if I could loan her $500 to help her pay her rent. I wanted to be helpful to someone in such need. I told her, let me check my account & l will call you right back. Before I could double check, her sister calls & says, "Don’t give her any money because she’s lying.” Her sister told me that she wants to use the $500 to get her boyfriend out of jail so they can be together for her birthday. I thought about it for a minute, then decided to go ahead & give her the $500. A few minutes ago, she called...

Im going to freeze myself at -273.15 °C

My friends are worried, but ill be 0K...

Did you hear about the gay security guard who got fired from the sperm bank?

He got caught drinking on the job....

Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle

He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally,...