It was a huge Risk that I was willing to take
Thứ Hai, 24 tháng 9, 2018
A skinny little white guy walks into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me? "
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 15 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "oh thank God, I thought you said turn around."
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A little boy asked his mother one day...
"Mother, is god a man or a woman?"
Mother thought about it, all the debates and political correctness and works... And replied "both".
The boy went away in deep thoughts for a while and came back. "Mother, is god black or white?"
She thought of the history and racial politics and stuff and replied "both".
The boy again in deep thoughts went away for a while and came back. "Mother, is god gay or straight?"
She thought of that aspect and replied "both".
The little boy jumped with joy and exclaimed "I got it! I got it! It's Michael Jackson!"
Note - It's not my joke, only sharing.
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