It was really bad to begin with, but by the end I quite liked it.
Thứ Năm, 27 tháng 9, 2018
The Next Level Of Commitment: Revealing Our Money Secrets
The Next Level Of Commitment: Revealing Our Money Secrets
Vanessa Golenia contemplates the ins-and-outs of merging finances as the higher earner — and bigger spender — in her (heterosexual) relationship.
September 26, 2018 at 11:12PM
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Upon hearing that his elderly grandfather had just passed away, Dave went to visit his 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When he asked how his grandfather died, his grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Dave told his grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex was surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, dear," replied granny, "many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She then paused to wipe a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.
"Did you know that geese kill more humans than sharks each year?" the guy asks the bartender. "Yes, but let's be fair about it," the bartender replies. "It's really hard for a goose to kill a shark."
Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 9, 2018
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