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Thứ Sáu, 28 tháng 9, 2018

The Little Crab

A fisherman was out trying to catch some fish when a tiny little crab scampered up into his boat. It was too small to take back, so he simply threw it overboard.

About ten minutes later, the same crab climbed up into his boat. The fisherman chuckled to himself and threw the crab out again.

As he was sailing home, who should climb up but the same crab. This time the fisherman was surprised, but he threw it back into the ocean all the same. Now that he was moving, there was certainly no way it would come back.

But sure enough, almost a half hour later the crab was back. As it climbed up into the boat, the fisherman finally slumped down and stared at the crab in shock.

“Wow,” thought the fisherman. “That little guy will do anything to get up boats.”

A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for some condoms with insecticide

"I think you mean spermicidal," says the cashier.

"No", he says, "I need condoms with insecticide. My wife has a bug up her ass and I'm going in after it."

A man with 12 kids visits his Dr., asking for advice on how to prevent future pregnancies...

“Have you tried condoms?” Asks the Dr.

“I did, and it resulted in 3 kids!” said the man.

“Have you tried birth control?”

“I did! And it resulted in another 3 kids!”

“Have you tried IUD (intrauterine implants)?”

“I did! And it resulted in 3 kids!”

Confounded, the Dr. says bluntly, “well, have you tried not sleeping with your wife?”

“I did! And it STILL resulted in 3 kids!!”

What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Rover 1B 


Rover 1B 
After a three-and-a-half year journey through space, Japan's MINERVA-II1 rovers successfully descended onto the Rgyugu asteroid, making them the world's first rovers to land on the surface of an asteroid.

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I was on a plane recently and the stewardess said that in the event of an accident i had to stick my head between my legs.

I couldn't help thinking,

'if i could do that i wouldn't be flying to Thailand in the first place.'

I had sex for 3 hours last night...

We roleplayed as doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.