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Thứ Bảy, 29 tháng 9, 2018

Last night a hypnotist convinced me I was a soft, malleable metal with an atomic number of 82.

Fuck me I'm easily lead...

My wife hasn't said a word to me in 6 days.

What's even better is, she thinks it's punishment....

Two guys are changing in a locker room, one is putting on lace knickers

"Since when do you wear womens pants?" "Since my wife found them in the glove compartment!"...

I've been having sex with my boss

It's one of the many benefits of being self employed...

If laziness was an Olympic sport.

I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium....

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mail. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly...

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