Instead he pulls out his tablet, opens the news app, and calls me old school, "tablets are the way to go nowadays' he says.
Damn fly never stood a chance
Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 10, 2018
A man is walking to his car late at night
When he sees a woman on a shady corner. He goes up to ask if she's alright and she responds
"I'm a hooker, are you interested?"
The man decides to live a little and takes her up on her offer and they go back to his car and go at it like rabbits.
Some time during, a cop pulls up and knocks on the window.
"Excuse me sir what exactly are you doing?"
The man answers "I'm having sex with my wife"
The cop replies with "I apologize, I didn't know."
The man responds with "Me neither until you shined that flashlight"
A dumb blonde has a truck full of chickens...
A man walks up to the blonde and says, "If I guess how many chickens are in your truck, can I have one?"
The blonde then says, "Shoot, if you guess how many chickens are in my truck, you can have both of them!"
An EA developer dies and gets do decide if wheather he wants to go to heaven or to hell.
First, he checks out heaven and sees that it's pretty standard stuff, angels, clouds, peace, but nothing really interesting.
Then he checks out hell. Really cool parties going on all over the place, infinite amount of drinks and drugs, beautiful women everywhere.
Obviously, he chooses hell, but as soon as gets there, he gets thrown into a tub of boiling water, with demons poking him with pitchforks.
He starts complaining to the Devil, that this isn't what he was shown.
The Devil replies, "Well, sorry mate, that was just the E3 demo".
She Paid A Lawyer Thousands Of Dollars To Apply For A Green Card. She Got A Deportation Order Instead
She Paid A Lawyer Thousands Of Dollars To Apply For A Green Card. She Got A Deportation Order Instead
Edith Duran fell victim to one of the most common and effective frauds that play off the hopes and fears of vulnerable undocumented immigrants: The “10-year law.”
September 30, 2018 at 11:50PM
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