Me and my wife played doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes....
Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 10, 2018
Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 10, 2018
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
“What are those knives doing in your car? Asked the officer.
“I use them in my juggling act,” says the juggler.
“Oh yeah?” “Let’s see you do it.” Says the policeman.
So the man starts tossing and juggling the knives.
A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I stopped drinking. Look at the test they’re making you do now!”...
A blonde and brunette rob a bank
A blonde and brunette decide to rob a bank. "So you remember the plan?" the brunette asks. The blonde smiles and nods. "I'll keep the car ready.. Good luck!"
The blonde runs in, mask on, and pistol in one hand. 5 minutes pass and nothing. The brunette glances at her watch nervously. 10 minutes.. 15 minutes.. 20..
"This is taking way too long.. What the hell is she doing in there?" the brunette asks herself frantically.
30 minutes later the blonde runs out with a rope and ties it to the back of the car. She jumps in and the brunette floors it....
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