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Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 10, 2018

Devin Nunes's Family Farm Is Hiding A Politically Explosive Secret


Devin Nunes's Family Farm Is Hiding A Politically Explosive Secret
Rep. Devin Nunes is head of the House Intelligence Committee. For years, he's spun himself as a straight talker whose no-BS values are rooted in his family's California dairy farm. So why did his parents and brother cover their tracks after quietly moving the farm to Iowa?

October 1, 2018 at 06:42PM
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate?

Because they have been extinct for millions of years.

I was having sex with my friend's wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband and I quickly started to get dressed.

She told me not to worry. He was out drinking with me...

What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out.

My son said that his teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up. I asked what he picked.

"I either want to be a pizza delivery guy, or a pool skimmer" ...................

I think the little bastard found my porn stash.

I had sex for 3 hours last night.

Me and my wife played doctor and patient, and I was in the waiting room for 2 hours and 58 minutes.