Devin Nunes's Family Farm Is Hiding A Politically Explosive Secret

Devin Nunes's Family Farm Is Hiding A Politically Explosive Secret Rep. Devin Nunes is head of the House Intelligence Committee. For years, he's spun himself as a straight talker whose no-BS values are rooted in his family's California dairy farm. So why did his parents and brother cover their tracks after quietly moving the farm to Iowa? October 1, 2018 at 06:42PM via Digg https://ift.tt/2DJpX...

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