Dad jokes are the best

Wife: I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant.

Husband: Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad

Wife: No you're not.

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How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

** Edit: Some people PM'd me to tell me they found this offensive. I reread it and I agree. Here is the updated version of the joke:

Q. How do you stop an anti-vaxer from drowning?

A. Take your foot off his or her head.

Again, I apologize to any feminists out there for my originally posted version.

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A sexual predator, a racist and a Russian spy walk into a bar.

The bartender says "What can I get you Mr. President?"

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How does Bigfoot know what time it is?

He looks at his sasquatch.

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I made this up at work. It's a dad-joke for sure. I googled it and found no record of it.

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What do I win?

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I get embarrassed when my dog sniffs peoples' crotch

Especially because he's a chihuahua and I have to lift him up.

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If Jesus was real, they wouldn't call it the crucifixion...

They would call it the crucifact.

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Women are actually turning into good drivers.

So if you’re a good driver, watch out for women turning.

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