Q: Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: She outgrew her B shells.

Read More

If A is for Apple and B is for Banana then what is C for?

Plastic Explosives.

Read More

Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, “What would you like to see?”

I said, “You pick.”

She said, “You pick.”

I said, “I don’t care. You pick.”

She said, “Sir, there are people in line behind you waiting to buy tickets.”

Read More

My grandma died peacefully, 93, in the chair. Nice way to go.

The dentist shit himself, though.

Read More

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its broom.

Read More

If you're looking for a slutty Halloween costume...

Dress as a professor. They barely cover anything important.

Read More

Conor McGregor VS Khabib Nurmagomedov Devolved Into Chaos After Their UFC 229 Fight

Conor McGregor VS Khabib Nurmagomedov Devolved Into Chaos After Their UFC 229 Fight
Khabib won the fight, but everyone is talking about what happened after McGregor tapped out.

October 7, 2018 at 11:45PM
via Digg https://ift.tt/2O9JiA5

Read More