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Thứ Ba, 9 tháng 10, 2018

How to die from falling down the stairs:

Step 1, Step 2, Step 4, Step 9, Step 22, Step 23,

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult for the couple to coordinate their travel plans. So the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, while his wife planned to fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter of her email address, and sent the email without realizing his error.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email, expecting condolence messages from family and friends.

But after reading her very first email, she screamed and fainted.

The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I’ve Arrived

Date: 21 February 2018 

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.

I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!

When a stripper gets money that definitely has jizz on it she has to report it to the government

Because it's gross income

Did you know you can't run in campgrounds?

You can only ran, because it's past tents

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

The World Has Just Over A Decade To Get Climate Change Under Control, UN Scientists Say


The World Has Just Over A Decade To Get Climate Change Under Control, UN Scientists Say
"There is no documented historic precedent" for the scale of changes required, the body found.

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My girlfriend asked how do I view lesbian relationships...

Apparently 1080p wasn't the best answer.