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Thứ Bảy, 20 tháng 10, 2018
Sperm Bank Robbery
It was a normal day at the local sperm bank, when all of a sudden, a man bursts in with a mask a and a handgun and yells "EVERYONE! ON THE GROUND!"
Once every person in the facility is lying down, he walks over to the refrigerator area for very-recent donations, then turns around, facing the main area again. He points his gun at one of the nurses and shouts "You! Come over here, and open this door." She walks over, trembling profusely, and keys in the number on the door. The gunman say "Alright, grab a tray of the most recent donations and bring them to the nearest desk" After the panicking nurse does so, he makes one further demand: "Drink up!"
"E-e-Excuse me?"
"These are today's donations, right? Well, open up one of the tubes, and drink it!"
Still shaking, she takes off the lid of the tube, and pours it down her throat.
"Again."
She slowly opens another one, and repeats the action, shivering.
"A third time. Don't hesitate"
The nurse hurriedly does it again. The gunman takes of his mask and says "See Honey? It's not that hard now, is it?"
In a prison, two inmates are comparing notes (old Soviet joke)
"What did they arrest you for?" asks the first. "Was it a political or common crime?"
"Of course it was political. I'm a plumber. They summoned me to the district Party committee to fix the sewage pipes. I looked and said, 'Hey, the entire system needs to be replaced.' So they gave me seven years."
The Finalists For The 2018 Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards Are In, And They're Stunning
The Finalists For The 2018 Wildlife Photographer Of The Year Awards Are In, And They're Stunning
It takes the best of the best to document Earth's most incredible creatures in a way that does them justice. And this contest is chock full of the best of the best.
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