A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch

However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and said: 'A swan shan't be friends with a pig.' 'Then I shall fly on,' answered the student with a smile. The teacher was clearly vexed by the cheeky reply and decided to make sure to do everything in his power to fail the student at the exams. At the oral exam, he gave the student the hardest questions, but the student had amazing answers for everything. Therefore, hoping he could still fail his victim, the teacher asked him a trickier question: 'You're walking on a road and you...

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After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt. Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning....

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After sex I like to cook for my husband....

He usually appreciates coming home from work to a hot meal....

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I always thought I had anger issues and was anti-social

but after spending time on Reddit, I'm apparently well adjusted and normal....

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What do you call a fight between E.T. and a man with no social life?

Alien versus Redditor....

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How do you know when your wife is dead?

The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up....

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Kinky in Bed

I was fucking my wife last night and she looked back and said "I'm feeling kinky!Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!" As soon as I did, she screamed! I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first....

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