She replied, "H-h-how d-do I t-turn-n it off-ff?"...
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Inside The Strange Yet Profitable World Of Retail Arbitrage
Inside The Strange Yet Profitable World Of Retail Arbitrage
Turns out, clearing out a Target or Walmart, then reselling it all on Amazon, can make you enough money to pay off your house.
January 17, 2019 at 09:36PM
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The owner of a sex shop, hires a new clerk.
After the owner teached him the basics of running the store, he has to run an errand.
'Could you run the store on your own for a couple of hours, Jeremy?' he asks.
'Sure thing boss!' Jeremy replied, 'don't you worry, I've got this.'
So the boss leaves for his errands, leaving young Jeremy in charge of the store.
Some time later, a woman walks in. She's in search of a mechanized equivalent of the male boomstick of glory. Jeremy shows her the so-called model 'Hercules'; huge, veiny and with a firm grip. The woman is very intrigued and leaves the...
A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door...
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
“Is your mom or dad home?” The farmer asked the boy
“No, they went in to town.” The boy replied
“Well, how about your brother Howard?” The farmer asked
“No, he went with mom and dad.” The boy said
The farmer stood there for a minute shifting from one foot to another and mumbling when the boy says
“I know where the tools are if you need to borrow one or I could give my dad a message for you.”
“Well,” The farmer said uncomfortably “I wanted to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my daughter pregnant.”
The...
First joke I've ever come up with. So far nobody has laughed
I went to the opticians and they were telling me about revolutionary technology to allow us to see out of different parts such as our arms, nose and even our ass. Intrigued, I asked "when will this technology would be available?" The optician replied "arm and nose is coming in 2019, hindsight is 2020"...
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