Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 1, 2019

Did you know that on the Canary Islands, there is not one canary...

... And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing. Not one canary there either....

Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 1, 2019

If Shrek had been an average movie, it would’ve been

Mediogre...

When I was a teen I was addicted to masturbation and as I grew older I become a sex addict.

In retrospect, I think my addiction just got out of hand....

Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.

Jesus asks for a table for 26. The head waiter says, “But there’s only 13 of you.” Jesus says, “Yeah, but we’re all going to sit on the same side.”...

A Blonde Joke

Two ladies, blonde and a brunette, meet up for lunch. The Brunette tells the blonde that she just had sex with a Brazilian. The Blonde excitedly exclaims, "Oh my god! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"...

Men think about sex every 7 seconds...

Which is why I eat hotdogs in under 6 seconds... So it doesn't get weird....

How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They only talk about change....