I was watching Jurassic park the other day,

when I thought, “Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he’s also a shit driver”....

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A woman gets a call from kidnappers.

"We have your son," said the kidnapper. "I don't have a son," says the woman. "Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crust off his sandwiches?" "Oh, God you have my husband!"...

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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me....

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I used to play the triangle in a reggae band.

But I got bored and quit because it was just one ting after another....

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If smoking Marijuana causes short term memory loss,

what does smoking Marijuana do?...

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An Expert On Human Blind Spots Gives Advice On How To Think

An Expert On Human Blind Spots Gives Advice On How To Think How to fight the Dunning-Kruger effect, explained by psychologist David Dunning. February 1, 2019 at 09:45PM via Digg http://bit.ly/2HNrJ...

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I walked in on my Grandma sucking grandads dick last night...

I dont know why it wasn't cremated with the rest of him?...

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