Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 3 tháng 2, 2019

My girlfriend told me I was disgusting for licking the bowl after I finished.

I guess she's used to most people just flushing....

My dad died last year when my family couldn’t remember his blood type for the blood transfusion

As he was dying he kept insisting “be positive”but it’s hard without him....

I went to a beautiful wedding this weekend.

It was so emotional. Even the cake was in tiers....

Why don't women work at the post office?

It's a mail dominated industry....

*Introducing my girlfriend to the family*

Mom: Don't settle for this, you deserve better.. Me: But mom, I lov..... Mom: I was talking to her....

These three guys die together in a tragic accident and they all go to heaven

When they get there, St. Peter greets them and tells them, "We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks." So, they enter heaven and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It's almost impossible not to step on a duck there's so many, and though they try their utmost to avoid standing on them, the first guy soon accidentally steps on one. St. Peter then appears with the ugliest woman the guy had ever seen. St. Peter chains the woman to the guy and says to him, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity...