They both know how to hide their bodies....
Chủ Nhật, 17 tháng 2, 2019
An engineer dies, and by some mistake he is sent to hell.
Satan was unsure of why the engineer was sent down there, but he might as well be of use. He commissioned the engineer to install AC, plumbing, various water features, and many other amenities that really started to turn hell into a pretty decent place.
God, on the other hand, took notice of what was taking place and was furious. He demanded to speak with Satan.
"Why do you have this man when he lived righteously and has a place in heaven?" God bellowed.
"I don't know, but I'm keeping him," Satan snarkily replied.
"You will hand him over now,"...
An elderly woman walked into the Royal Bank of Ireland one morning with a purse full of money.
She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.
After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.
The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, '$165,000'.
The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money . The elderly woman replied that she made bets.
The president was surprised...
If you could exterminate any race what would you pick?
Personally, I‘d get rid of the 5km. It‘s too long to be considered a sprint and not long enough to really be long distance....
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