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Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 3, 2019

Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for an IAS (Indian Civil Service) interview.

He was asked - Q 1. When did India get Independence? He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1947. Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for Independence? Answer - There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If I give a name, it will be injustice to others. Q 3. Do you think, Corruption is the greatest enemy of the country? Answer - A committee is investigating in this matter. I can give a correct reply to this only after seeing the report. The Interview Board was impressed...

If a blind girl says you have a big penis

She's probably pulling your leg...

The gynecologist who became a mechanic!

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%....

Officer: Where did the hacker escape to?

Me: I don't know, he just ransomware....

I loaned $200 to my girlfriend 5 years ago. She returned exactly $200 after we separated.

I lost interest in that relationship...

New Tesla's dont have a new car smell

The come with a Elon Musk....

What does Eevee evolve into when you give it money?

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