Sphere itself.
Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 4, 2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
Given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
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The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
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The bouncer is a blonde girl.
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I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
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The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
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The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy.
Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'Nah I don't think it'll be funny if I'll have to explain it five times'.
Courtney Stodden Knows Exactly What Happened
Courtney Stodden Knows Exactly What Happened
At 16, Stodden married a 51-year-old man and became the punchline to a creepy tabloid joke. Now, at 24, she's ready to rewrite her own story — and get a divorce.
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Thứ Ba, 2 tháng 4, 2019
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