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Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 4, 2019

How did Jesus stay in such great shape?

Crossfit...

A woman gets cheated on by her husband...

Distraught, she decides to visit a wise old monk who lives alone up in the mountains. After a few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wise monk. "I have spent my whole life with him, my youth was dedicated to support him and to take care of him. And now he has left me for a young woman. My life is stolen, and I'm left with nothing. I am so lost and I don't know what to do". The monk gives her a cookie and asks her to eat it. After she finishes eating, he asks: "Was the cookie delicious?" "Yes"- she answers. "Do...

A man walks into a resort and the first sign he saw reads, “LOOL AREA!!”

He was confused and asks one of the employees about it. “Yes, we have this tradition here, we replace the first ‘P’ of any word that starts with P with an ‘L’ because the owner hates the words that starts with letter ‘P’." The man thought this was strange, but as long as there were no other rules, he’d be fine. The man toured the resort and eventually came upon the cafeteria. There was a sign which read, “Serving Lierogies and Lork tonight.” Thinking about the food made the man hungry, so he went around looking for food. Strangely, in cafetaria...

Think you know everything about the letter t?

That's just the half of it....

The hospital that my son is staying at got the Avengers to visit him.

He’s also going to see Stan Lee next week!...

A mother is cooking dinner when she hears her son come back from school...

"How was you English test today?" She asked "It was easy except I had trouble on this one difficult question" "What did it ask?" The mother replied "It asked for the past tense of think" "What did you answer it as?" The mother says. "I couldn't really figure it out. I thought and thought and thought and thought, and I finally wrote thunk"...

'Fox & Friends' Reporter Talks To Missouri Diner Patrons About The Green New Deal, Doesn't Go Quite As He Expected

'Fox & Friends' Reporter Talks To Missouri Diner Patrons About The Green New Deal, Doesn't Go Quite As He Expected Todd Piro didn't appear to be expecting what one Corner Cafe patron told him about climate change, the Green New Deal and taxes. April 5, 2019 at 01:21AM via Digg https://ift.tt/2UsQb...