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Thứ Năm, 11 tháng 4, 2019

Flying across the country in Air Force One, the president jokes with his staff.

“I’m thinking about tossing a $100 bill out the window and making someone very happy.”

A White House aide comments, “Why don’t you throw twenty $100 bills out the window and make twenty people happy?”

Another staffer jokes, “Why don’t you throw a hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy?”

A member of the plane staff, wanting to get in on the act, chimes in and says, “Why don’t you throw yourself out the window and make half the country happy?”

Be careful today when searching "Giant Black Hole Pics"

All I keep getting are scientific articles.

If you aren't impressed with the picture of the first Black Hole

you clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file

Thứ Tư, 10 tháng 4, 2019

I asked my wife to dress as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

Once upon a time a Mexican magician performed in a magic show.

He counted:

“Uno...”

“Dos...”

And disappeared without a trace.

Why did the Little Mermaid wear seashells?

Because Dshells were too big.