Oral sex using telekinesis

Mind blowing

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I was surprised to find that "Trailer Park Barbie" doesn't come with bruising on her body

Then I realized battery not included

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What do you call an elephant who doesn't matter?

An irrelephant

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I've just written a book on how to fall down a stair case.

It's a step-by-step guide.

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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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Why did EA cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

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A woman is amazed by pastor who lives next door and how quickly he changes his personality.

Around the neighborhood, he is incredibly shy, quiet, and timid. As soon as he begins to preach, he becomes loud, boisterous, and is able to entertain the congregation with his sermons.

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“I’m not sure how you go from one personality to the next,” the woman tells the pastor over coffee.

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“Oh, it’s simple,” the pastor explains. “That guy in church is my altar ego.”

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