Anti vaxx joke

When little Timmy went to school and mastered one to nine, he thought the other kids were cool and every class Devine. He painted shapes red and blue and he drew in curves and bends. And when the day was over he made 100 friends! I’m Pals with Pete Mike and Max he told his pa with pride, but Timmy’s folks were anti-vaxx and then he fucking died.

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How fast was Thor’s hammer destroyed?

Hela Fast.

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Me: I've conquered my fear of ghosts!

Therapist: That's the spirit!

Me: Oh fuck where

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This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?"

I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too."

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Blasts At Churches And Hotels In Sri Lanka Kill More Than 200

Blasts At Churches And Hotels In Sri Lanka Kill More Than 200
A series of coordinated bombings ripped across Sri Lanka on Sunday, striking hotels and churches, killing more than 200 people and shattering the relative calm that the war-torn nation had enjoyed in recent years.

April 21, 2019 at 07:56PM
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How is a trans 4-year old like a vegan cat?

We all know who’s making that decision

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I tell my wife I'm close to 60,000 Karma on my Reddit, and she says the only Karma I need in my life is her..

I reminded her Karma's a Bitch..

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