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Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 5, 2019

Meet The Mammoni

Meet The Mammoni He works all day; she does his laundry and gets dinner on the table every night. Why Italian men are happy to live with their mothers well into their 30s. May 1, 2019 at 09:50PM via Digg http://bit.ly/2GUbI...

Why are redneck murders so hard to solve?

All the DNA matches and there are no dental records....

I, being an Irish Catholic, decided it was time to cleanse my soul.

I went into the confessional box after many years of being away from the Catholic Church. Inside, I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there was a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. When the priest came in, I said to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." He replied,...

Thứ Tư, 1 tháng 5, 2019

Caught Skinny Dipping

A priest and a rabbi are good friends and one night they get talking about Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden. The conversation leads them to try skinny dipping and under the light of the moon, they find themselves in swimming in a lake with their clothes hung from a tree. A car pulls up right next to the tree and two couples get out. One couple are parishoners of the Priest's, the other of the Rabbi's. They can't go for their clothes, so they both run off naked, the priest using his hands to cover his penis, looks over and sees the rabbi covering...

How do you treat a sick chemist?

If you can't curium and you can't helium, you might as well barium....

After years of being plagued by extreme headaches,

Disclaimer: English isn't my main language, there might be some mistakes here and there Jim finally went to see a doctor. After a lot of researching, the doctor said: "I have good news, but I also have bad news." The good news is that I have found a cure for your extreme headaches. The bad news is that your testicles put so much pressure on your spine, that it can cause extreme headaches. The only thing I can do is castrate you, to relieve your spine from the pressure." Jim was shocked, and became depressed. He didn't know what to do. A life without...

What do you call perspiration from sex in Alabama?

Relative humidity....