Why don’t you see many Mexican hockey players?

They try to avoid ICE at all costs....

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Bloody Passwords

PASSWORD PROBLEMS: WINDOWS: Please enter your new password. USER: cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. USER: boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character. USER: 1 boiled cabbage WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces. USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character. USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one uppercase character consecutively. USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow! WINDOWS:...

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What's that joke about Midas and Oedipus?

I know the punchline was mother fucking gold!...

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What do you call a guy with a plant fetish?

A Weed Whacker....

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The Many Human Errors That Brought Down The Boeing 737 Max

The Many Human Errors That Brought Down The Boeing 737 Max To industry outsiders, it was a shock. What could have brought down one of Boeing's newest, most technologically sophisticated airplanes? But those closer to the airplane's development knew better: there had been warning signs from the start. May 2, 2019 at 08:08PM via Digg http://bit.ly/2GPi4...

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A guy was acing his interview

when the employer said "well you look great but I see here there was a 7 year gap since your last job, what happened there?". The guy says "oh I went to yale". The employer: "oh great!! Well you're hired, you start Monday" Guy: "Yay! I got a yob!"...

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I went on a date with a blonde woman last night.

"Do you have any kids?" she asked. "Yes," I replied. "I have one child that's just under two." She said, "I might be blonde, but I know how many one is."...

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