Because 6 7 8
(May the Fourth be with you)
Thứ Bảy, 4 tháng 5, 2019
A gay couple, Neal and Bob, traveling on a plane.
"What if we had sex?" Asks Neal.
"Here, one the plane? Are you crazy? Everyone would be watching us doing it, it'll be awkward."
"Nobody is paying attention to anything. Look!"
Neal stands up and asks loudly:
"Could I have a pencil, please?"
Nobody paid attention, everyone is busy minding their own business.
"They wouldn't really care, would they?" Says Bob.
So Neil and Bob have intense sex on the plane.
Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and people are leaving, a stewardess sees an old man with his shirt and pant soaked up in his own vomit.
"Sir, you should've asked for a bag!" Said the stewardess to the old man."
"I didn't dare" whispers the old man. "A couple of rows ahead of me, I saw a man asking for pencil and got fucked right in the ass."
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb
I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Found: A 99-Million-Year-Old Millipede, Perfectly Preserved in Amber
Found: A 99-Million-Year-Old Millipede, Perfectly Preserved in Amber
The newly described species has a five-unit compound eye and an unbristled butt.
May 3, 2019 at 06:38PM
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