"Hey", the Bartender says.
"Sure", the horse replies.
Thứ Ba, 7 tháng 5, 2019
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”
What Happened After My 13-Year-Old Son Joined the Alt-Right
What Happened After My 13-Year-Old Son Joined the Alt-Right
The problems had started when Sam was 13, barely a month into eighth grade.
May 6, 2019 at 11:36PM
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the fucking ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, absolutely fuming.
She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me."
The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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