Generation X: Where Are You Now?
Turns out we did sell out, invent all things woke and millennial and cause everything else that's great and awful. Enjoy — and sorry!
May 14, 2019 at 11:26PM
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Generation X: Where Are You Now?
Generation X: Where Are You Now?
Turns out we did sell out, invent all things woke and millennial and cause everything else that's great and awful. Enjoy — and sorry!
May 14, 2019 at 11:26PM
via Digg https://nyti.ms/30iMNH1
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table.
As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon, and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. "Do all the waiters here carry spoons in their pockets?"
The waiter replied, "Yes. Ever since an efficiency expert visited our restaurant. He determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?"
The waiter replied, "Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men's room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string, do my thing, and then return to work. Having never touched myself, there really is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time."
"Wait a minute," said the diner, "How do you get your penis back in your pants?"
"Well, I don't know about the other guys, but I use the spoon."
Masturbating
An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.
He said, "What are you doing father?"
"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."
"Why father?" he asked.
"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.
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