"My pull out game is superb. Condoms are also expensive, gotta pinch pennies when you have 14 kids to feed."
Thứ Năm, 16 tháng 5, 2019
Husband: The kids haven’t eaten their sandwiches
Wife: ok just throw them out
[Later] Husband: helping the kids pack a suitcase look I'm as surprised as you are
Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car
They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.
The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"
"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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