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Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 6, 2019
Doctor: "Relax Steven, relax. Everything is gonna be alright."
Patient: "But doctor, I am not Steven. My name is Mike."
Doctor: "I know, I am Steven."...
A cabbie picks up a nun.
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, ''I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
She answers, 'My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.''
''Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.''
She responds, ''Well, let's see what...
A student visits the principal’s office one day and the principal says to him, “What’s your name, son?” He replies, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” The principal looks up and asks him, “Oh, do you have a stutter?”
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”...
I’m trying to introduce my wife to my Scooby Doo sex fantasy.
I think it’s working, she said we should split up. She went to her parents house and I’m looking for clues in the garden....
NSFW so my girlfriend and I were having sex and I asked her if she was into anything kinky
" well there is one thing " she said looking kind of uncomfortable
Me: "well what is it?"
Her: "I...... Really like deaf people"
Me: "what???"
And then she came...
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