I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin all day.
Thứ Hai, 17 tháng 6, 2019
Chủ Nhật, 16 tháng 6, 2019
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many side glances from her, he said, "Its golf balls."
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, unable to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
Little billy goes to a whorehouse
Madame: little Billy, get out of here! You're too young and you can't afford my girls.
Little Billy pulls a huge wad of cash out of his pocket.
Billy: I've been saving my allowance all year, and I've got my pubes. I want to bang a whore.
Madame: well, okay. You can have any girl in the house except Sandy.
Billy: Why can't I have Sandy?
Madame: You don't want Sandy! She's got the herpesyphigonalaids! It's the worst VD ever! You don't want that little Billy.
Billy: Yes I do! That's what i want! I want the herpesyphigonalaids.
Madame: why little Billy?
Billy: I'm gonna bang Sandy and she's gonna give me tje herpesyphigonalaids. Then I'm gonna go home and tonight i'll give it to my babysitter, then when my dad drives her home she'll give him the herpesyphigonalaids. When dad gets home he's gonna give mom the herpesyphigonalaids. Then tomorrow while he's at work mom will give the mailman the herpesyphigonalaids. AND THAT'S THE MOTHERF***ER WHO RAN OVER MY DOG!
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
A man's walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty bucks," she says.
He's never been with a hooker before, but he decides what the hell. They're going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them... it's a police officer.
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.
"I'm making love to my wife," the man answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."
"Well," said the man, "neither did I until you shined that light in her face."
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