FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
“Oh, I know. You’ve been out shagging anything that moves!” she said. “Sowing your wild oats, getting your prick into anything with a pulse. I know exactly what you’re all about!”
“-it’s that I’ve actually been able to finish a fucking sentence without being interrupted.”
A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He's not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter. The waiter asks him what he wants, and the Elk hesitates for a second.
"Locomotive."
The waiter is puzzled. "What?"
"Land Rover."
"Sir, that's not on the menu."
"Lake Michigan."
The waiter is unsure what to say. Frustrated, the Elk brings his leg up on the table to point out what he wants on the menu.
"This is what I want."
"Sir, you don't have any fingers... I can't tell what you're pointing at."
"Just give me the damn spaghetti."
He said yes, the others were all nines and tens.
EDIT: reposted from an ig publication that was a twitter repost. stop touching my balls TY.
He asked the person at the counter for 12 bees. After walking out the store, he notices that he's been given 13 bees by accident.
He walks back in and says “there has been an accident, and you’ve given me 13 bees.”
The Shopkeeper says "No mistake sir, that one is a freebie!"