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As they stood there, exhausted, he put his face up to one of the recruit's face and said, "I'll bet you're wishing I would die so you could come and urinate on my grave, aren't you?"
And the recruit says, "No, sir! When I get out of the army I'm never gonna stand in another line again!"
Woman: What’s this?
Man: It’s a lime.
Woman: Would you mind moving it somewhere else?
The man says, “No problem.” But then seems to have real difficulty in lifting it from the table.
Woman: Is everything ok?
Man: It seems like I’m terrible at pick up limes.
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapes the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding.
A tiny fart escaped. "SPOT!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine.
So he let loose a really big one. "Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he shits on you!"