So I packed all my bags and right.
Thứ Hai, 1 tháng 7, 2019
Magician: I can make anything disappear
Tom: holding a cup Do it to my tea!
Magician: waves hand Done!
om: holding a cup It didn't work
A Christian, a Muslim, and an Atheist all die
A Christian, a Muslim, and an Atheist all day the same day. They all approach the pearly gates where St. Peter awaits them. St. Peter calls the first man up and asks what religion he is.
“I’m a Christian” says the first man.
“Very well, continue on and you will be in room 16, just be really quiet near room 8” said St. Peter
The next man walks up and St. Peter asks what religion he was.
“I am a Muslim” says the man
“Very well, you will be in room 29, just be very quiet around room 8” replies St. Peter
The third and final man walks forth and St. Peter again asks what religion he was.
“I am an Atheist” answers the man
“Very well, you will be in Room 56, just be very quiet around room 8” says St. Peter
The man asks, “If I may, why must I be quiet around room 8?”
St. Peter replies, “Room 8 is where the Catholics are, and they think they’re the only ones here”
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